My mom just said the funniest thing.
Mom: Next time, don't let your terrapin out! She's a very bad tortoise! (serious face) She shit all over the place!
Me: She's just a terrapin! Of course she'll shit!
Mom: See, I show you. She shit there, so I enclosed her here (pointing it out to me), then she's very persistent! She keeps wanting to crawl out, but I think she couldn't.
Mom: She's very stubborn! Just like you!