Sunday, May 30, 2010

I WILL RUN AWAY!

Sis: I will wake up early tomorrow at 5am and run away from home!
Me: Can you even wake up?
Sis: I will set alarm clock!
Me: Yar, then everybody will wake up too.
Sis: Mummy will say "Olivia! Wake up!" and then go back to sleep.
Me: Then you will say, "Mmm... A while more" and go back to sleep. And by the time you wake up, everybody will be gone.
Me: .... ....
Me: What a good idea.

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Me: You won't have enough money.
Sis: I will call and ask papa for money. I will stay in a hotel...
Me: Hotel!
Sis: .... Hostel... University hostel.
Me: Very expensive too! You think it is very cheap?
Sis: Yar, very cheap!
Me: $1,000 per month leh! (exaggerating)
Sis: Yar, very cheap what!
Me: .... ....

Friday, May 28, 2010

Dinosaurs!

As I was watching King Kong on TV and watching these long-necked herbivorous dinosaurs, whose names I have no idea, running and accidentally trampling on men, all that I thought of was:

They are beautiful!

Verbally repeated 3 times.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Scratch head

OK! I would officially like to meet some boys! That would mean I need to go out...


So, how do I go out and meet people? Where do I go? How do I meet people?


Plus the thought of needing to leave the comfort of my home and meet people all over again is.... a little bit daunting and tiring.


Maybe I should just curl up in bed with a book.


Sigh.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Letter

Dear Person-From-Germany-Who-Reads-My-Blog,

It's great to know there is somebody in Germany who reads my blog.

It is even better if I know who that person is.

I only know ONE friend who is in Germany but DOES HE KNOW MY BLOG?

Oh shit, my memory is failing me.

OK NOW, PERSON-FROM-GERMANY-WHO-READS-MY-BLOG! OWN UP! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Well, actually, technically I don't. But OWN UP ANYWAY TO STOP ME FROM SPENDING THE NEXT 24 HOURS WONDERING WHO YOU ARE.

Thank you very much.

Sincerely,
tstar

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Yeah right

Hendri and I in a MSN conversation:

me: What are you doing?
Hendri: Preparing for flight
me: Oooh! So handsome!
Hendri: I was thinking of that too! Knew that you'd agree.
me: -_-'''

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Random Secondary School couple cuddling

The to-do list

*edited for the 2nd time*
Can you tell what is wrong? (great-big-fantastic-if-you-don't-get-it-I-dunno-what-to-do hint: I'M SINGLE).